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by anonymous March 8, 2022
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ur mom is a goy
by adrian23 June 20, 2022
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Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
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ur mom a hoe

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"
by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022
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Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.
Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."
by anonymous October 1, 2021
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“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay
by le mule and sons March 7, 2024
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Your mom

Noun: “whale” a large gelatonus creature, usually living under the sea, known for weighing several tons.
WOW, its your mom
by Proper definition of yeetus January 22, 2024
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