Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!

Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!

by ComingAtYou March 26, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.

Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.

by ur bro a hoe March 17, 2018

Ur bro a hoe

Lithe worst thing you could ever say to anyone

Guy 1 - ur mom gay

Guy 2- no u

Guy 1 - don’t make me say it

Guy 2- do it you fucking pussy

Guy 1 - ur bro a hoe

The world splits in two The third dimension collapsed on its self and the sun implodes

by Donkey punch 179 March 20, 2018

Lazo hoe

A lazo hoe is a lazy slut that lays on her back and takes any dick she can get, including her cousins. She is a dead fuck unless she's bent over taking it in the ass. The skank would fuck anyone who calls her pretty and spends 5 minutes with her because she's an old broken krusty cum rag. A lazo hoe will buy any dude she's with new cars, houses and finance their lives just to keep them and feel loved.

That bitch bought me a jeep and I'm going to take her for everything. When I'm done she's going to wish she wasn't such a lazo hoe

by vrcoon January 25, 2023

Hoe In Boots

Any basic slutty whore who wears Ugg boots. She usually sucks dick in the bathroom stalls.

"Yo you see that hoe in boots over there?" "Yea bro I heard she gave Tommy head in the bathroom stall."

by Funnyman37 November 02, 2016

Seminar Hoe

A girl who attends Jewish sleep away camp and is pretty much a hoe. She uses the excuse that she is at a Jewish summer camp to open her legs and often close her already small mind. She often finds herself away from the "real world" and then begins to think that her decisions inside of summer camp will not effect how those perceive her outside of camp, even though everyone will find out and think she's a seminar hoe.

Look at Sally over there on her knees behind the Yurt. She's such a seminar hoe.

by EbbieZ January 21, 2016

insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram

Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr

by frogscotch November 26, 2021