John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.

1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Torrajin October 23, 2022

john brewster

A fat fagit cunt who gets high than freaks out and snitches.

My friend got high his first time and pulled a john brewster.

by This dude1919 April 12, 2016

John Blackenroe

Cursing, spitting, foul-mouthed tennis star Nick Kyrgios, who reminds of his white predecessor, John McEnroe

-What’s up with this guy Nick Kyrgios? Why’s he so mad all the time?

-Brah, what do you expect? He’s John Blackenroe!

by Nrogers September 4, 2022

James-John

An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.

Amazing guy with a massive cock.

Don't we all need a James-John in our life.

I wish I had a James-John here tonight!

by James-John September 15, 2018

Brooklyn John

When someone sits on your face and drools.

She seemed boring at first but it didn’t take me long to talk her into giving me a Brooklyn John.

by El Capitán Nico August 21, 2022

John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.

That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020