Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

mumbai eye

When your eye becomes swollen shut due to contact with fecal water in Mumbai, India.

Christa: Gross! What’s wrong with your eye?!

Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.

by MEricSimpson July 6, 2018

Eye Popper

The sensation when real strong white stuff is snorted.

After snorting, he said, "Man that's some real strong white stuff, a real eye popper."

by Steve52 April 3, 2009

Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024

Planes in your eyes

Having a desire to travel, especially by plane or internationally. From the expression “dollar signs in your eyes”

You had planes in your eyes after watching a travel show.

by Tiernan47 July 20, 2022

ey

Same thing as "ay" just with an e.

"Eyy, there we go!"
"Ey, that's a pretty good-looking sandwich."

by A?????? December 7, 2021

side eye

Something every Somali says just to be annoying

You: How does it feel to be rich?
Somali: Side eye

by epicgamerbruh1234 February 13, 2023