Chicken Schmuck

A frightened Baffoon

He was such a Chicken Schmuck

by SG1958 December 17, 2020

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Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

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Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

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Chicken Long

1. One of the best chicken in the world !
2. That guy who might be sleeping with his Fiorentina jersey every night

3. Love to post IG story, you are probably stalking him right now!

Oh you know Chicken Long, he is our Dai Lo !

by Chicken long November 22, 2021

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