Shit Sass

When you sass so much you shit yourself.

"Have you ever sassedso much you shit yourself?"

"Yeah, it's called Shit Sass."

by DorkyHonda December 12, 2015

Shotgun Shit

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.

“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds”

by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018

Shit Shitsters

Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.

Good riddance, you shit shitsters!

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

up on the shits

to be in the know

Aye yo dawg, you up on the shits?

by porterAF August 7, 2017

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 May 30, 2018

piece of shit

me <33

oh look its a piece of shit)

by lroxyuu_ August 5, 2022

Anabolic Shit

A truly humongous shit that rivals that of an elephant's. Anabolic referring its seemingly enhanced size - how can someone lay such a thing without being hospitalised. At this level a toilet blockage is almost certain. Pray for those who may have to share the same bathroom.

"Those two protein shakes and papa john's really did me bad. That anabolic shit actually fucking hurt"
"Didn't need to know that mate"

by Ok Big Nose January 21, 2023