Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

Anxiety hands

The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".

Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."

by 404_Lost December 20, 2018

Second Hand Pussy

When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.

Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.

Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.

by SGboss May 15, 2023

Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.

“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”

by Sweet_D March 29, 2023

Hand dog

Giving a blowjob to a dog

I just did a hand dog with Hassan's dog, it was fun

by BRUNO diff January 16, 2021

Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 10, 2021