Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy also known as a Lazy HVAC Salesman!

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

fart knuckle

When you catch a whiff of your unwashed hands and they smell like ass.

Can you give me some hand sanitizer, friendo? I've got a bad case of fart knuckle.

by BuckBuck McGee June 20, 2025

Piss fart

When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore

Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart

by The poop-dealer July 7, 2021

pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.

Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!

by bigblacklady(bbl) May 3, 2024

Fart Nugget

An absolute dumbass. And imbecile at the least.

Fart Nugget
"Wow he is such a fart nugget"

by Fishinboy December 7, 2016

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 7, 2019

Bark Fart

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.

The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?

by e742df March 21, 2021