cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

Cat

A large, feathered beast sporting 12 appendages from its forehead with a large leg splitting infinitely out for it to grip and climb. It has the ability to infest your dreams and thoughts with its spawn and can slowly degrade your sanity until it deems you weak enough to kill.

I petted a cat.

by Swiftlemur December 19, 2022

Fart Cat

Skunk

Watch out, that's a fart cat.

by BSOD1969 December 20, 2022

cat

most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.

person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'

by the duck thing December 20, 2022

Black Cat

A cat with shiny black fur and piercing eyes. In many Western cultures, they are considered to be bad luck. However, in places like Japan or Scotland, they are symbols of good luck.

Did you know that black cats are actually considered good luck in Japan?

by EmberTheCat December 23, 2022

cats

the cutest thing of the world
it is a animal
we see it in houses everyday sometimes
and also cats are cute when there kittens and not the regular form
:D

Yo bro wants some cats?

by Cats LOLZ December 24, 2022

Cat Boots

When you’re friends, but you both kinda want to be more than friends. It’s complicated Y’know? You may accidentally misread each other’s signals as romantic, but you don’t dwell on it. Sort of a will they won’t they thing.

What’s going on with those two? Are they friends or??

Well, um, they’re in cat boots…

by KTtrek December 25, 2022