overnight baby sitter

a woman who is a stripper but doesnt want her friends or famliy to know she is so she tells them shes an over night baby sitter

so what does your daughter do for a living again? oh shes an "overnight baby sitter"

by dylanskillin December 3, 2009

Lights Off Baby

A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.

Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.

by tetrameth June 20, 2010

my stoney baby

a term in the 311 song entitled 'My Stoney Baby", possibly refering to a partner to get high with - the gender of the partner is to be determined

in other cases, maybe just a term for a guy to call his girlfriend, or vise versa

Mutt: Whats goin on later?
Jeff: Gonna go drive up to see my stoney baby

by angelsbruins July 25, 2008

Baby dumpster diver

A career which entitles the action of diving into dumpsters looking for babies.

According to baby dumpster diver specialists, about half a dozen newborns are found in LA each year.

by Misss_Missy November 12, 2014

Baby's 1st Birthday

1 part Pinnacle Birthday Cake Vodka
1 part Blue Raspberry Pedialyte

Child rearing is hard. Pour me a Baby's 1st Birthday shot.

by kbra24 December 7, 2014

Baby boy shit

When a nigga is playing little boy games and you trying to be for real with him.

Like you on some baby boy shit and I’m just trying to be with you.

by Huhhhhhhh October 14, 2018

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018