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John

a beautiful dude from unordinary, created by uru-chan. truly hotly amazing. and no im not an otaku
Arlo - "John you shit"
John - "oh look at this dumb fuck lmfao"
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John

"What's a john?"
"It's a noun! It's everything!"
by balls in yo jawls <3 November 8, 2023
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JOHN DROPKIDS

A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.
What are our numbers looking like, over at JOHN DROPKIDS?
by SKAOREGON (Jamaal XY) June 14, 2024
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John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.
"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"
by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025
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John Snowball

John Snowball is a very sexy person. He is a bi-sexual queen and he has a very sexy voice. John has got bright blue hair which makes him stand out in the crowd and all of the attention goes to him. Without John Snowball, we would all be lost! Mr Snowball is also very famous and young adolescents admire him for who he is.
Person A: ‘did you watch John Snowball’s live last night?’
Person B: ‘yes! He is just amazing!’
by Nigha Vill May 8, 2022
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john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta
by Will F24 December 11, 2018
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National F1P John Pork Day

On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.
Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.
by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023
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