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Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
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double gulp big gay

When someone ultra-maxium big gay
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Double Back

To return and avenge failures you’ve had in the past
I lost in that first round but I’m not worried . I know I’ll double back and get the win in the second .
by Rydertill3276 June 1, 2022
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double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.
I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.
by augustbell666 August 27, 2019
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Double WombaWomba

To get hurt (physically and/or emotionally)
I hit bro with Double WombaWomba
by SomeUnholyWhoreMan March 26, 2024
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Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)
by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025
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Double-Blind Fun Time

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.
Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.
by LivingWordsmith69 March 12, 2018
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