jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!

Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

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Meet Me Halfway

When a girl rings you up at ridiculous times i.e. 6am, and tells tell you to come out into the wilderness and meet them halfway from their residence.

Bitch: 'Hey babe I want your D'

Mans: 'Where you at bitch'

Bitch: 'Benny's...meet me halfway'

by VennuLover69 February 27, 2013

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Gave me aids

A term used in the mmorpg World of Warcraft to describe the act of passing the PvP (player versus player) status to other members of your party on PvE servers.

Raid leader: Before the raid begins please buff everyone.
Raider1: Aww man, who the hell gave me aids?
Raider2: It was Nubsauce. He was flagged when we invited him!
Raid leader: Nubsauce please turn off your pvp status so everyone in the raid doesn't get aids!
Raider1: Dammit I was at the stone and just got ganked.
Entire raid: (In unison) wtg Nubsauce!

by Awkwardadam June 9, 2009

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let me see it.

Suggestion towards a stripper or female meaning to let me see your ass, titties, and pussy.

"Take it off bitch, Bend over, let me see it".

Dancer: Would you like a dance?
Dude: Yeah baby, Let me see it.

by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009

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mug me earphones

The distinctive earbuds associated with the Apple iPod. iPods are easy to pick out because of their white earphones and are popular on the black market making them more likely to be stolen. aka mugmes

iPod Users are easy to spot, sporting the white ear buds, often referred to as mug me earphones.
- The Globe and Mail (Canada), November 15, 2008

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

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