Timelord Homofelinius

(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and Timelord. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis.

Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)

Timelord A: What the hell is that thing? *Points at a Timelord Homofelinius*
Timelord B: That's Tardis... A Timelod Homofelinius...
Tardis: What the heck, man? I'm right here.

by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

Phallic homocide

When your girl says if I have one more orgasm, I'm going to die,and you you kill her

It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide

by Kevinkalel March 17, 2020

The homosexual wheelbarrow

The homosexual wheelbarrow is when two partners of the same sex get in doggy style then the person fucking pick up their partners legs and wheels them around as they walk on there hands like a wheelbarrow

Oh shit look luke is doing the homosexual wheelbarrow to that dirty old slut

by OneFour123 November 5, 2020

gay homosexual lovers

Gay homosexual lovers is the word to describe every character from the anime, “Haikyuu”.

“Hey bro did you see those gay homosexual lovers?”
“Oh yeah are you talking about Tobio Kageyama and Shoyo Hinata?”

by Yeahhimgayperiod February 24, 2021

russia homosexist

a person who plays csgo all day, drinks vodka 25/8, you know basically a normal ruski dude but acts sus, russia homosexists are really rare to find, but you might get to see a few in your life.

(They can be only found in CS:GO, only exceptions are when you are in siberia, you drink vodka in ice in your igloo, you get out to salute the polar bear and you see a russia homosexist drunk asf talking to it)

eg. "Oh yea fucking western spy daddy, cum in my mouth, let's invade Germany together"

eg. 2 -Do you remember that ruski guy from our comp match?

-Oh yea, is he gay?

-No dummy, that's a russia homosexist

by XxPusSlayer420xX March 13, 2021

DEVIANT HOMOSEXUAL

A euphemism for a FAGGOT PEDOPHILE.

It is fine to be called a HOMOSEXUAL but when people start coming up to you and call you a DEVIANT HOMOSEXUAL the secret for some reason got out.

by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL

PEDOPHILES who are attracted to grown ups of the same sex.

No matter how many showers I took to clean MY DICK it was impossible to clean because I am a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL but I know I am not alone.

by NEW BISEXUALITY July 28, 2021