One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.

It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.

by QuacksO October 19, 2019

Bitch-eye

Used when a random fat guy sits beside you in a cafeteria and his fat meat frequently hits you and makes you rage.

Josh: My gosh why does his fat meat keep hitting me:
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.

by Espirago May 5, 2021

eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody

“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*

by KittyGum May 11, 2023

eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

close your eyes youll be here soon

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024

Pandascara eyes

when you fall asleep or cry while having non waterproof mascara on. Then your eyes are circled with black make up.

justine - i fell asleep on the plane and woke up with pandascara eyes !

by justbrek May 1, 2015