blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

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Blue scare

Being afraid the “boys in blue” will corrupt your city and kill you for your race, gender, sexuality, etc

man 5O pulled up i got the blue scare i thought my ass was finna die cuh.

by 𝓨𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓱𝓸𝓮 April 18, 2024

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Blue Cookies

Blue balls pressed against glass

After fingering three girls, Jake pressed his blue balls against the sliding glass door, creating blue cookies...YUMMMMY!!

by Monketbutt420 November 10, 2019

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Blue Face

An off beat rapper that catches all the bitches he is a famous crip if he goes somewhere every notices. Damn i wash i was Blue Face

Suck big ass dick fuck me . oh yeah daddy fuck me put it in my mouth blue face

by Yeahightkid February 1, 2020

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Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.

I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.

by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021

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blue hosted

when a hosting company claims to offer the best web hosting but has days of down time.

You have been blue hosted when you are told how awesome and amazing their web hosting is only to have your website turned off for days. Similar to blue balls in the sense that you get all turned on only to get shut down.

by blueballercaller April 18, 2014

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