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John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing
by Christyonne November 20, 2023
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pulling a john

When you fuck a girl before you leave her
Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.
by Derp93 August 24, 2011
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john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down
by Wee john November 4, 2013
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John Viney

A DILF - Sexy AF middle aged man with calf muscles crafted by god himself.
Oh he’s a John Viney with legs like that!
by Kid Lakota October 30, 2020
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john manry

The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
John Manry -Stupid go getter and got his ass beat by kymele hart #ta
by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017
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John Manley

Man wit da greatist yutube channle out der named SouthernBear
Man John Manley got cool ass yutube channle
by TippierGnome84 January 30, 2020
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John Tobin

A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 26, 2022
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