Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025

John

The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people

Damn that guy has the penis of a John.

by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022

ASDA John

Pulling an ASDA John

Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

John f Kennedy

Very open minded guy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod

by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022

Ron John

The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.

He acts like Ron John.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him

It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day

by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025