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by Glitchy_bubbles April 2, 2021

E-dickt

An E-mail or text message containing a picture of a penis that was sent in anger or hostility.

Jim: Hey you got carbon copied on this e-mail from Larry too, John?

John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.

by Billy Venture October 22, 2010

e/uto

Rational effective utopia aka direct democratic simulated multiverse where the freedoms of all are maximized

"I put e/uto after my name on x.com."
"What took you so long?"

by melonusk March 26, 2025

E-jail

When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).

Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).

Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)

I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!

by BlackCrane May 1, 2019

e-cucking

When you watch 2 more people have sex online.

Due to bob's lack of skills with women he resorted to e-cucking as a replacement.

by BeatMeatRepeat July 23, 2023

e-motion

e-motion is an actual meaning to emote.

i e-motioned with my pixel.

by qawu September 20, 2024

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024