Person A: The front of the car is still sticking out in the front of the street
Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it
Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it
by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022
Get the no shit dickhead mug.Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.
Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."
by KindleKrackhead February 6, 2022
Get the Ship-Shit mug.Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.
A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.
by Porksword153 March 29, 2022
Get the Strip-shit mug.Brown stain on one's underwear.
by Defdeffer March 31, 2022
Get the shit streak mug.When a woman rubs their clit while taking a shit so that they can feel both sensations at the same time.
"Hey, have you ever had a clit shit? It's amazing"
"What's that?"
"When taking a shit, rub your clit as hard as you can, and the feeling between your legs, front and back, is out of this world"
"What's that?"
"When taking a shit, rub your clit as hard as you can, and the feeling between your legs, front and back, is out of this world"
by ForScience234 April 2, 2022
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It is a common Russian superstition that bird feces are good luck
Thanks Dwyane Wade, the 13 time NBA allstar that believes this too
I just lost my faith in humanity
It is a common Russian superstition that bird feces are good luck
Thanks Dwyane Wade, the 13 time NBA allstar that believes this too
I just lost my faith in humanity
by peoplearecrazy April 16, 2022
Get the Lucky Shit mug."I thought i should get this taco hell out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth"
by Haryazz December 12, 2003
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