oh my oooooh

Same as Oh my goodness, or Oh My God. Except this term is only used when getting head from a female, or some type of excerpt is done by a female to turn you on.

Kevin: Yo Stacy what's poppin'? What up wit dat dome?
Stacy: Aiight but just this once. *proceeds in giving Kevin some of dat goodness*
Kevin: Oh My Oooooh!!

Bobby: Ay Kim You need to stop playin and lemme drop it in dem drawls real quick.
Kim: Ok *takes her bra off and tits spill all over the place*
Bobby: Oh My Oooooh!!

by Leu February 25, 2007

fart on my boner

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

by stupidass January 16, 2006

who's in my mouth

Popular party game played by straight frat guys put eachothers penises in their mouths and guess who's it is

Last night dude it was crazy we were playing who's in my mouth and i knew it was tony's foot long!

by Fratgame December 25, 2008

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 8, 2008

Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.

"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."

by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008

Kiss My Tip

When someone is hating on you. Kissing the tip of your dick

Hating PPL: Man thats an ugly ass jersey
You: Man... Kiss my tip.....

by Young Chappelle July 28, 2006

chasing my tail

When somebody have something in his mind and is thinking about it too much time, something that worry him or something that can't solve.

When somebody has difficult choices and has been thinking a lot about them.

Normally the expression involves "for a long time".

I have been chasing my tail about the problem in the department for two days, but I can manage to find a suitable solution.

I have been chasing my tail for three weeks about the holidays and I still don't know where to go.

by Gustavo Muñoz February 16, 2009