Swain County High School

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities.

What else is there to say about Swain County High School?

by picoritdidnthappen February 24, 2018

West Port High School

West Port High School really takes the High part seriously. Students go there to pursue their talents only to be disappointed. You really get a show from this school! From the amazing theater performances to the passionate bathroom sex interrupted by fiddlers with Devil went down to Georgia to the stolen sinks! Do you like bathrooms? Well, you're in luck, there is a golden toilet fit for a king! Your education is very important here! You'll only fail every other semester!

Friend: What high school are you going to?
Me: West Port High School
Friend: I'm sorry for your loss.

by Bitchboymcgee November 12, 2021

Cairns State High School

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021

JW Mitchell High School

Shitty ass school of hicks that specializes in being ass at everything. Football team is kinda ass and they suck. Fuck mitchell

Me: “JW Mitchell High School fucking sucks”
Mitchell student: “we know”

by Awesome guy 8000 August 30, 2022

Meols Cop High School

school full of weapons who think they are some mad gangsters like jevan moore

look at ye with yer wetty u defo go Meols Cop High School

by ryandanielssmellsofeggs August 28, 2023

Creekview High School Raider

A group of people at Creekview High School that love what they do and have so many inside jokes that it's hard to keep track. Females in Raiders are often seen as badass females for the willingness to get dirty and males are ignored by the rest of the school. People have the perception that all Raiders want to join the service, and while some do, this perception is inaccurate. The rest of the school also thinks that Raiders are dumb, like to show off their awards from doing Raiders, and all want to do infantry. Raiders are actually some of the smartest people in the school, only some like to show off, and most are too smart to do infantry. People also think Raider meets are super intense when in reality they're a ton of fun and a ton of really hilarious stuff happens. A Raider broke his arm during an intense game of Duck Duck Goose.

Raider: Yeah, I'm a Creekview High School Raider.
Other Kid: So what do you do at Raiders?
Raider: You know, the normal stuff, crawl through mud pits, climb walls, run obstacle courses and 5Ks, and carry 4o pound rucksacks and 175 pound stretchers through the woods, you know, the normal stuff.

Other Kid: So do you want to go Infantry?
Raider: What did I say that makes you think that??

by anactualcreekviewraider June 22, 2021

saint augustine high school

high school in flawda. full of druggies, spikey dog color bitches, and anti masking rednecks. there is not a day that goes by that i don’t hear slurs from cisgender white peoples mouths. if you go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry. if you don’t go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry.

do u go to saint augustine high school?
“yes”
oh, sorry.

by someone who goes to sahs co 20 September 9, 2021