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fat puppy syndrome

When after eating a meal you become tired and want to lie down in the sun and take a nap like a fat puppy.
Uhhh! I just ate and now I have fat puppy syndrome!
by azdeuce August 20, 2008
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pretty woman syndrome

The Pretty Woman Syndrome, which carries the accronym PWS, refers to an ailment afflicting men who fail in love with women from dysfunctional backgrounds or with personalities which render them emotional unavailable. This affliction is prevalent amongst "good guys" which are usually well off and believe they can "save" the target of their affection. In turn, the object of their interest, they believe, shall be eternally grateful and love them forever. PWS is the female equivalent of Florence Nightengale syndrome. Both are qualified as Jesus Complexes.
Chris went to a strip bar on Friday night and got 12 lap dances from Jessica, again. Its 2 weeks in a row. I think he's falling for her.
This is the second stripper he falls for. He really has a bad case of Pretty Woman Syndrome!
by giorgiodizante March 14, 2011
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Cute Girl Syndrome

When ugly girls think they are actually good looking or cute, due to the fact that they are easier to sleep with and less intimidating than hot girls. Therefore more guys are likely to hit on them and give them compliments to sleep with them. This usually results with the guy fucking them just because they are around while simultaneously raising the girls self-confidence. This is why so many ugly girls actually think they are good looking.
Girl: "Omg that is the first time I got turned down."
or
Girl: "Please don't fall in love with me."
.....don't worry your ugly no problem.

Guy:"Why is that fat girl wearing such a tight shirt?"
Dude: "Man she has got Cute Girl Syndrome."
by WinterSummerSpringFall November 2, 2010
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Disney Kid Syndrome

Where little kids or the middle/highschool freaks who worship and idolize the gay fags on disney channel. This condition can be very serious and these psychos will threaten you with death or harming you if you dare to threaten there idol. But it is always fun to mess around with these kids. Some common idols that trigger Disney Kid Syndrome are: The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, those little queers
John: Dude, have you seen those queer Jonas Brothers, they're worse than all those boy bands from the 90's

Stacey: OMG!!! Are you kidding, the Jonas Brothers are the biggest hotties, they are way cooler than you are, your just jealous!

John: No way. Those queers are gay.

Stacey: How dare you!! I think I'm gonna have to kill you now for making fun of them!!

John: God, chill out, you really do have Disney Kid Syndrome.
by ZJRI August 11, 2008
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one nigga syndrome

A pathetic condition/policy where there's only room for one Black person to shine in (at least the mainstream of) a given industry or scene, even when there are many other talented and worthy Black people to give work or accolades to. Unfortunately usually those other Black persons (as well as Asian, Latino, etc.) are snubbed or overlooked in favor of the anointed Black talent and/or a whole bunch of mediocre whites.

Oftentimes even that particular one Black will see to it no one else benefits from the perks they get, out of feeling those others are a threat to take their position.

Not to necessarily be related to affirmative action, though it kinda can be. And while not necessarily tokenism, one nigga syndrome is also in effect when whites will bring aboard one Black person into the group and cap it there so that in case he gets out of hand, he won't have backup when they collude against him.
Tyra Banks tended to be a victim of one nigga syndrome when Naomi Campbell was the go-to Black supermodel at the time.

One nigga syndrome was in effect on all but two seasons of The Real World. Notice how the token Black also tends to be gay.
by Kuahmel December 20, 2009
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Kurt Cobain Syndrome

Becoming a famous musician(usually a rock star) but totally hating being famous.
kurt cobain was famous world-wide but he hated all the fame. it was just too much for him. This is where "Kurt Cobain Syndrome" comes from.
by grungeking21 August 2, 2011
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Crazy Girl Syndrome

The phenomenon where girls act irrationally because of indecisiveness or insecurities. Can be observed in most interpersonal relationships when a girl may act one way one day and the opposite way the next; each girl expresses her CGS differently. Though it may seem unfounded, CGS is often established because of previous relational problems (daddy issues, controlling ex-boyfriends, etc).
"Dude, why aren't you and Leslie dating yet?"

"I don't know man...she can't make up her mind about me. It's like one day she's invites me over and cuddles with me but then she ignores me for a week. I don't get it!"

"Sounds like she's got that Crazy Girl Syndrome. I wonder what caused it. You gonna keep trying?"

"Yeah. It was probably her ex. He cheated on her for months before she found out. I just gotta show her that she can trust me."

"Better you than me! Let me know how it goes!"
by JMM7433 January 7, 2013
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