ur mom

what a milf.

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.

by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021

Mom Allert

The state of mind, when one of your friends has declared that he/she is going to attempt to persuade your mom into having intercourse with them.

"Dude, don't make me get on mom allert !"

by BitterThanYou March 22, 2016

Mom

A,mom is defined as a female parental figure in which is legally required to take care of you until at least eighteen years old.

Hey mom can I go to the book store?

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022

ur mom

the creator of you u failure

knock knock who is there ur mom lol

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Your mom

Your mom.

It's um uuhhh idk your mom? Igg

by 👁️👅👁️✌️ September 6, 2021

MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

mom

the worst joke to ever be made

if you read this your mom is gay

by puppyandkitty November 22, 2022