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Fart Fitter

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.
“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”
by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021
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Fart Cherry

When you rub a cherry on your gooch and then offer it to a friend.
I offers my girlfriend a fart cherry, only to explain after what it was.
by Woke and Stuff August 22, 2019
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Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.
Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."
by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024
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crotch fart

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!
by fartcat.com May 19, 2020
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Fart

That cake was fart.”
by Memerr October 27, 2022
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Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
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Toe Fart

When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
Oh honey wtf was that you just did a toe fart as I was massaging it.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
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