national best friend day

november 23th

for example:
you: can we hang out today?
best friend: no, sorry
you: its national best friend day
best friend: okay sure

by Pogboy_55 October 16, 2021

Suck friend

A friend who sucks.

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."

by brooklynlikespizza April 26, 2022

Hanging with my friends

Inspired by #hangingmyfriends

Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends

by MinionGorl November 03, 2019

Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.

At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.

by Awisedrunk November 06, 2012

Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Pseudonyms. May 15, 2023

Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*

by wordyteen June 04, 2025

Iceberg friend

A friend that hides most of his or her true personality from you.

Dude 1: Dude, You know Christian-Betty?
Dude 2: Yeah, what about her.
Dude 1: Dude, I saw her doing drugs in the parking Lot1 What an Iceberg friend!

by NightdesertHawkManguy August 20, 2011