PULL A CRONQUIST

When she has an ugly face but a banging body and can't help but nut the second she puts you in her mouth.

Damn man, she has a snaggle tooth, but her body is amazing. She went down on me and I couldn't help but pull a Cronquist and blow it in her throat the second she went down on me.

by BIGGSEXY October 2, 2025

Pulled a Rob

To unceremoniously rip off the bottom of your car, guts included, by assaulting an innocent concrete barrier just doing its job

I just bought a new car but Pulled a Rob. Fuck!

by Tassidus October 16, 2025

pulled a bobby

When you sleep past the timing for an important event.

Aww man, i was prepared for Bear Trap 1 at UTC1500, but i pulled a bobby and missed it.

by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2025

Pull a boltzmann

when you are clearly correct but no one believes you so you decide to just commit suicide

*idiots argue with you over something*
"I'm going to go pull a boltzmann"

*later the idiots find you on a tree*

by Boltzman November 7, 2025

Pull a Palmieri

When your friend tells you they’ll call right back and three days go by and you haven’t heard from him

I should have known he would pull a Palmieri on me

by Highrail Brian November 8, 2025

Polly Whurler

A female that performs to the point of excitement reaching toe curling extremes.

My girl and I were, you know, going at it last night, she did this thing, and wow, I was so scared that I bust, I felt like I was Polly Whurler.

by Polly Wog November 9, 2025

pull a whirrls

disappear for a few days then come back

A: yo these dudes annoying me ima pull a whirrls
B: word

by gustownis November 26, 2025