Hooded One

A Hooded One is someone who wears a hood in public everyday. Pale skin, wears all black, deppressed but isn't emo about it, is usually reading, doing work or on their way to what seems like somewhere important when you see them. Usually very intelligent and shy.

Person1: Dude I always see that guy in the hood reading.
Person2: Who?
Person1: That guy over there *points*
Person2: Oh you mean the hooded one.
Person1: Ya, why's he like that?
Person3: Hooded Ones like to read.

by Hooded One September 7, 2006

Suck One In

When a certain individual sucks air in through the back passage ways, using the anal and sphincter glands, this can then be farted back out. Resulting in the process often called a 'Fake Fart'.

Luke: "Sutton suck one in bled."

Sutton: "Yeah no probs man, lemme get in position."

by Rob Sutton August 25, 2006

Take one for the Queen.

English. To take a day off work/ school for no apparent reason.

Mate A - Don't feel like working today.
Mate B - Take one for the Queen.

by BardonioUK February 10, 2008

Shy one

When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.

Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.

or:

"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?

It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?

by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009

whack the one-eyed worm

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

I'll give that one to ya

1. the non-questioning of comments from individuals who may not be telling the complete truth

2.someone who has simply fucked up while they were talking.

1. Guy- " So i totally tapped that last night."
Me- "Yeah, whatever, ill give that one to ya."

2. Guy- "So then i jeft my girlfriends Sharon place, and went to the store. Saw Jenny there, we talked for a bit."
Me- "and then what?"
Guy-"..."
Me-"...?"
Guy-"We, uh, watched movies?"
Me- Yeah, sure. I'll give that one to ya."
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Me-" And i wont even tell Sharon, if i recieve some compensation, say, $20?"
Guy-" Deal."

by Renegade Biscuit May 23, 2006

down in one

a phrase, chanted repeatedly, when you want someone to finish their drink in one gulp.

man 1: dude, we gotta hurry or we'll miss the game!
man 2: just let me finish my drink, okay?
man 1: down in one! down in one!

by parlejeudi July 11, 2009