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MANLIKEHAKS
MANLIKEHAKS is a cunt wet wipe from london
by wetWipeMan February 16, 2021
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Remunerated Watchy Cunt

Invigilator, scrutineer, or otherwise generally observant and compliance favouring rat who has managed to move up a notch in the world.
"I was in my exam and all I was doing was checking a Snapchat from Tyrah and the remunerated watchy cunt came over and confiscated my phone"
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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Crab stuffed cunt

A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.
My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.
by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014
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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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Slimy Grease Cunt

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?
by BongoBird June 25, 2019
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Ur aunt cunt

Worse than ur granny tranny. Use it to blast faggots.
Johnny: ur granny tranny!
Dave: ur aunt cunt.
Johnny dies.
by Andr3acs March 12, 2018
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cunt face fucker

Absolute arsehole and idiot beyond the normal rounds of idiocy. A compleat utter mess up,
You are a total cunt face fucker how dare you who do u think you are
by Missy m s October 6, 2015
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