chicken titty fuck

When you jerk off using a chicken breast.

"What did you do last night?"
"I had gotten the hottest chicken titty fuck."
"Who's the girl?"
"No one - I jerked off using a chicken breast."

by docking_station February 11, 2023

chicken roll

when you're so stoned all sense of speech leaves your body and you can only think about food

Tyler: yo wade you look baked as shit

Wade: chicken roll

by grendpated June 11, 2023

samantha the chicken man

A nickname for someone called sam who does karate.

Have you heard that archie calls dan Samantha the chicken man now haha

by Ell Moss Inspires Me November 28, 2017

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor March 23, 2005

Already fucked chicken

A chicken that has been fucked by a human penis

Me and my homies cooked and ate the fuck out of this already fucked chicken

by Shant8man December 05, 2021

Dirty chickens

A dirty chicken is where a chicken eats your hair off and decides to stick it in your Fanny or the tip of your penis

Person:what happened to your hair and why is your Fanny so ichy

Person 2:I had a dirty chicken they ate my hair a shoved it in my fanny :(
And thats a Dirty chickens

by Chicken man 2211 September 26, 2020

water park chicken tenders

Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand

“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”

“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”

by Birkin Lewen September 30, 2022