black chicken quiz

How your gonna make all your friends gay in an instant

Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy

by verycomplexusername April 17, 2020

chicken cute

chicken cute is when something or someone is cute just not adorable.

like how a chicken can be cute but your not gonna cuddle with it on the couch

Yea Bobby is chicken cute but he’s not adorable

by juicy spey April 20, 2020

Chicken shit

The kind of person who has to have a 6 year old or somebody who either doesn't know or hardly knows the other person to talk the shit they want to talk to somebody when the other person is around.

The mouthy girl/guy would have her mother, someone else's kids, or a stranger to the other person talk shit to them, unless it was something the chicken shit wanted them to read on the internet about themself.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Chicken Nugget

The utmost voluptuous form of chicken besides the whole live chicken. It is most famous for it's Mcdonald" scandal, but will always be loved. It also comes in many forms even such as dinosaurs.

Abby: I dare you to make an urban dictionary definition solely on chicken nuggets
me: Okay

by guinevere cashew April 23, 2020

Chicken

Chicken

Chicken

by DarkPigNinja February 13, 2020

Chicken Fried Pete

This guys real name is Peter, but he has a weird obsession with chickens, and memes

“Lord, it’s Chicken Fried Pete, and hes holding a bottle full of purple kool-aid”

by I’mGerardWayFromP!AtThePilotS February 13, 2020

Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.

I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight

by The Anticook February 14, 2020