national rub your hubbys chubby day

On the first of every month ladies must rub or massage their husbands/boyfriends dick all throughout the day

(Woman)"Today is national rub your hubbys chubby day, i better go massage my man's dick for him"

by Chiefstix November 1, 2019

National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

National fuck your best friend day

On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.

You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.

by Femmeep420 June 21, 2021

national don’t ditch ur gf day

National don’t ditch your gf day

Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day

by momowrz December 6, 2019

National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)

I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018

National Reply Slow To Your Girlfriend Day

October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care

"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."

by Büttfüçkër October 28, 2020

National "Show Me Your Tits" Day

Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.

It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, ｎｏｗ.

by Meme-Meister_Gaming69420 March 1, 2022