When a vegan girl with bright neon hair, tattoos, and piercings finally snaps and rams her truck into any vehicle not doing the speed limit, not turning red on right, not moving to the right lane for faster vehicles, slowing down to 30 miles below the speed limit when seeing a cop on the side of the road who has already pulled over someone else and is obviously busy, or is generally a fucktard driver causing massive traffic delays.
by Dirty Kim May 22, 2019
A Dirty Sanchez is a Sexual act that is usually performed by White people typically Trailer trash. It is when a couple of the same or opposite sex engage in anal sex and the one who is giving it to the other in the ass will either take either his shit covered Dick or finger and make a shit mustache then calling it a dirty Sanchez because from a Caucasian point of view it might resemble a thin wispy Hispanic mustache.
Chad and Lance were butt fucking each other all night long. Chad enjoys the smell of shit so he asked Lance if he can please give him a Dirty Sanchez.
by superbherb July 21, 2006
Dirty Sanchez is when after anal sex a male takes his penis and rubs it across his partners upper lip creating a mexican like mustache. Dirty Sanchez is often confused with a "Hitler" which is when you your finger and rub across ones upper lip.
Eww did you gave her a Dirty Sanchez, I bet that smelt like shit. haha sux for her. she should have gone Ass-to-mouth
by Snow Storm January 19, 2007
A Dirty Sanchez is when the man cums in the asshole and then takes the cum out with his finger and makes a mustache on the females face.
by D. Sanchezzzz October 22, 2007
Dick: "Dude, you're drooling."
Jane: "Ahh shit, I smoked a dirty cigarette and now I can't feel my mouth."
Dick: "Classic."
Jane: "Ahh shit, I smoked a dirty cigarette and now I can't feel my mouth."
Dick: "Classic."
by mariangelalala November 13, 2011
by Argos G February 15, 2019
A dirty sanchez occurs when a male places both pinky fingers together and inserts them into the female anal cavity. Once the pinkies have been removed, ass pounding ensues and a reach around occurs. Any fecal remnants are smudged above the upper lip which creates a mustache of sorts.
Since my lady friend is such a big fan of anal sex I felt it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
by Justin Stephen May 07, 2006