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Cat ring

The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.
I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.
by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023
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Cool For Cats

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)

The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how their missus always look so bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats (cool for cats)
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats (cool for cats)

Shape up at the disco and I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions and she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos but she's never on her own
I said I'll see you later and give her some old chat
But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)
by Death Menace May 14, 2023
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Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.
Oh shit, it's a cat!
by Sussy gut May 15, 2023
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Cat

@Kittygirlhailee is THE cat and the bestest
@ Kittygirlhailee is “THE” cat
by @catluvr November 21, 2023
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Cat

Cat a name like no other a name like the animal that's cute and loving the person is also cute,loving,nice,and just an overall cool person, cat is a smart individual who is good at everything she does, she also love's cat's.
Guy 1: "hey man you know cat"
Guy 2: "of course I know cat she's the coolest person I know"
by Cctenc November 21, 2023
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Cats vs Dogs

A debate between who is better dogs or cats. to be honest no one is better in this debate its really depends what your needs are if you want a loyal and obedient pet then dog is for you if you prefer a low maintenance pet then a cat is for you or maybe your both either way both are cute and cuddly and deserve to have a loving owner :)
Cats vs Dogs:
P1:I love Cats :3
P2:Oh cool I love Dogs :)
P1:cool :3
by Greatdefiner0291 November 22, 2023
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Cat Kid Comic Club

Horray for Cat Kid Comic Club!
by Hdsjfxjttdm November 24, 2023
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