Skip to main content

your mom

The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
mugGet the your mom mug.

your mom

your mom is the thing you came out of and is the thing your freind is fucking
by braampie October 11, 2022
mugGet the your mom mug.

ur mom

the woman that birthed you and helped bring you into this world.
Kyle: Bro ur so ugly and annoying
Bob: Ur mom dude
by urmadda October 12, 2022
mugGet the ur mom mug.

MOM

MOM!!

A woman that does a lot for her family, works everyday with a monthly day off (sometimes), takes care of her children, even takes care of her husband. She will do anything for her family, she will even word 2 maybe 3 or more jobs if she has to. She even usually buys you things that you want even if you don’t deserve or need them. Her love is unconditional even when she is mad at you she still loves you and you should never forget that. Never take your mother for granted because one day she’s gonna be gone and your never going to know when. It could be tomorrow, in a couple of days, in a couple of weeks, years, it could even be today. The point is your mother loves you and you should love and appreciate her to because she could be gone any day. She might already be gonna and I am sorry if that is the case but just know she is still with you in your heart and memories and she is watching you from heaven and she still loves you even if she is or isn’t here. So please if your reading this it will only take a couple of minutes to stop what your doing and go tell your mom that you love her, text her, or call her and tell her.
I Love You Mom.
by Ava <3 October 12, 2022
mugGet the MOM mug.

Your mom

It is funny until they dont have a mom
“Your mom”
Oh wait im sorry-“
(Cries cutely)
by Charlie D”melio/brown/spring October 12, 2022
mugGet the Your mom mug.

Ur Mom

Ur Mom...A comeback for anything
Person 1: What are u doing?
Person 2: Ur Mom
by urmom09' October 13, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mom mug.

gabes mom is hot

d
shes just hot gabes mom is hot
by btwaero October 14, 2022
mugGet the gabes mom is hot mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email