cheese

yellow substance

you smell like cheese!

by imagine beeabfkj March 30, 2022

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

Pillow Cheese

The filler in Mike Lindell’s “My Pillow”. It is made up of crack, sniffing glue, and Mike Lindell cum. The combination of these ingredients create this cheasy-like substance that fills up every shitty ‘My Pillow’ hence the term “Pillow Cheese”.

Do not ever eat the Pillow Cheese if your shitty ‘My Pillow’ rips open.

by st31n3r January 4, 2022

Cheese Claw

Fingers that are covered in Cheeto cheese after heavy consumption.

Hey, Cheese Claw!

by Cheese Claw June 20, 2011

Big cheese

This is the name given to someone who is the king of the chalk, the best at disappearing for a weekend. You may find the ‘big cheese’ in the corner with their eyebrows vibrating.

Last time I saw big cheese was Friday after he sniffed a ticket and head butted a horse

by Chalkmaster02 October 23, 2022

Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Double Cheese Tortellini Sauce with Garlic Cloves

Variation of "Awesome Sauce". Meaning extreme amazingness, coolness or incredibility. One of the best adjectives to describe mind-blowing things.
A.k.a DCTSWGC

Person 1: Clap your hands for the fairies!
Person 2: The fairly odd parents?
Person 1: I watched that when I was young!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1 and 2 (in unison): DOUBLE CHEESE TORTELLINI SAUCE WITH GARLIC CLOVES!!!

by Your mom (the thumb-breaker) November 28, 2010