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John

John does not take care of himself but rather takes care of others. Does not check himself at all both friends and people first and last.

John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant.

John only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.

John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.

John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
John is a caring person who you want to talk to when sad
by Guljeon November 13, 2023
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joel papachan john

A very odd person with terrible sense of fashion. This person may be book smart but has no common sense what so ever. He can be extremely annoying at times and very much hypocritical. This person often seeks other people’s approval and cares about their opinion. They also have a fear of missing out at all times. They also like to think they are funny but they are more bland than a flavorless rice cake. Overall if a Joel papachan John steps into your life run the other way and don’t hesitate!!!
Quick run that’s Joel papachan john!!!

That’s something Joel papachan John would do HAHA!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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John

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.
John makes lesbians turn into straights
by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021
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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.
Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
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Johned

Where you get removed/cancelled from a society for no or false reason’s
Did you hear that mark had got ‘Johned’ yesterday?
by TheFourz August 5, 2022
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The John Keane

When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them
The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.
by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024
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Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.
Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.
by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024
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