stat girl

A female who records statistics for a high school men's sporting team. She usually travels with the team to away events and has always sex with many of the team's members.

Did you here about West's stat girl? She has blown the whole team and fucked four of them including Chongo. What a whore!

by DrunkWhiteMike November 7, 2011

bpd girl

A female with Borderline Personality Disorder. She is unreliable, doesn't communicate clearly, and will eventually abandon you without warning or remorse.

"We talked almost every night for 6 months and then she just disappeared. Now she talks shit about me to our mutual friends and it hurts. Everybody warned me she's a bpd girl, but our cyber was so hot."

by Phunnnn November 21, 2021

girl friend

a terrible situation to be in, occurs when two people are 'going out' however they are really no more than friends. the two people talk as much as a real couple, the male even spends all his money on the girl, but he recieves nothing in return apart from harsh comments and is often ignored.

tom: look nicole its been 4 months we must be able to kiss by now.
nicole: we can, just not in public or more than twice a week or if its a weekday.
tom: but why?
nicole: look im still a little embarrassed, surely you can understand that?
tom: (begins to cry) have you at least told your friends about us?

*nicole pretends not to have heard as the answer is clearly no, not even when asked does she confirm the relationship instead she just changes the subject. she remains toms girl friend

by dario l January 31, 2007

Hollaback Girl

The girl that was talking smack about Gwen Stefani in the song was Courtney Love, who called her a "cheerleader" for the music industry i.e. a musical sellout.

Gwen ain't no hollaback girl for strung-out, bananas celebrities like Love.

by Voracious Reader December 28, 2005

Rude girls

Very loud, very hard (usually black) girls living in the shittest areas of London (particularly Tottenham and Wood Green). They are what most pikeys and townies aspire to be, ie. they wear only large gold jewellery, crap designer clothes off the market BUT actually are hard-as-fuck and start on people for such crimes as having got on a bus that they're on or walking down a street. They're main preoccupation is sucking their teeth (also known as kissing their teef), this indicates that something has made them feel cross, and since everything that ever happens pisses them off they do it all day long. They also start every sentence with the words: 'Oh my gosh man'.

Oh my gosh man, did you see the way that fool crossed da road man, I is gonna batter 'im

by Sharpest wit February 24, 2004

tub girl

Possibly one of the most frightening images on the Internet. A shock site, along the lines of goatse and arguably more horrifying.

I sent my friend to tubgirl.com the other day... he still hasn't forgiven me.

by The Duke of Rockingham February 24, 2005

Alt Girl

A alt girl or a goth is a female that mainly uses the popular breakout social media apps like Tiktok and Instagram and mainly listens to artists like Lil Peep, $uicideboys and Tame Impala, etc. There dye their hair pink or any other color and thinks there different from there peers but really they act like clowns and there’s thousands of bitches like herMost of the time they are speaking about politics which they have no knowledge or research of them. They also are most likely wannabe skaters and feminists and goths which they are very different from the ones from the 90s early 2000s and they are really sensitive and actually anti social bitches in real life.

Look at Mia over here thinking she’s a Alt girl. she dresses like a clown.

by Therealbebejesus October 12, 2020