eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023

Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

Rainbow Eyes

When a look is made between two members of the same sex and it is known, without words, that the two will engage in sexual deeds together.

"I was in the Bamboo Bunker and I saw these two hunks makes rainbow eyes at each other, next thing I knew they were rushing for the bathroom."

by AnIntelligentDefiner July 19, 2022

Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Like a layer of puss over your eye clouding your vision

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024

The four eye duo

The 2 worst drivers in the world, who are girls , and they need glasses to see because they too Asian . One of them is a chill girl, the other girl is he biggest no sabo

Here comes The four eye duo

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025