ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*

Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*

by （＾Ｏ＾） December 04, 2020

ur mom

The worst insult to ever be heard

Person 1: ur mom
Person 2: *dies*

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Ur Mom

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I Fricked ur mom yesterday

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

Ur mom

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person 1 what is the fattest creuture on the planet?
person 2 (flips pages) uhhhh ur mom lol

by anonymous October 04, 2023

ur mom

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ur mom is cute

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ur mom

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person 1:i'll #### #### ur mom

person 2:nobody cares , you have a worse losing streak than TheEarnestJobber

person 1: ##### ### #####

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