Turkish Hand Towel

When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.

Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.

by Chesterfield December 2, 2022

Turkish Polar Bear

When two guys are having sex with with the vagina, and asshole, at the same time.

'Oh my god! Johnny was on his back, and Sharron was riding him really hard, and then Bobby came from behind and started fucking her ass! It looked like a 'Turkish Polar Bear'.

by Gonnaeatu February 21, 2015

Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.

This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.

by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022

The Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.

That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 13, 2018

Turkish Tune-Up

Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were “installed”

Dude. I think that gipsy did a Turkish tune-up to my car it still runs like trash

by Functional Derelict August 21, 2018

Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022

Turkish Slave Mentality

The "Turkish Slave Mentality" is a Balkan phrase that is used by Secularist or Nationalist to refer to people who idolize Turkey and the Ottoman Empire, people that subscribe to the (TSM) usually come from Bosnia and Albania who were under the Ottomans throughout history.

Bosniaks or "Bosnians" form Sandzak in particular that subscribe to the (TSM) usually hate there Kingdom past and despise anyform of secularism. They usually invite Turks to their cities to buy off politicians and companies rather than Bosnian own companies, As well as race mixing with Turks.

(TSM behavior)

"Turks are our brothers"
"Long live the sultan"
"Muslim brothers"
"The Ottomans were great"
"Unite the Ummah"
"The Bosnian Elayet was so much better than the Kingdom of Bosnia"

Stop worshiping turks you traitor, you have the Turkish Slave mentality

by 309Homixide August 4, 2023