Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man
A: Troy Tingz man
by Troy Tingz March 5, 2021
Get the Troy Tingz mug.Amazing. Hot. Honestly the best person ever no cap. He's a great boyfriend with great taste in music. He's really caring and amazing to talk to. He's a gamer. Trois are always honest about everything they say. He isn't the most extroverted person ever though. Trois are also very funny. I know I already said they're hot but like, you need to understand something. They have god like hotness. No god could compete. Like, they have beautiful eyes and a heart melting smile. Great to be friends with. He's very loyal to his friends and his girlfriend. Anyways, you should have a Troi in your life.
person#1- "Hey did you see that new kid Troi?"
person#2-"yeah he's so hot"
person#1"HEY I was going to say that"
person#2-"Too bad"
person#2-"yeah he's so hot"
person#1"HEY I was going to say that"
person#2-"Too bad"
by okwhyamihere March 20, 2021
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by deformed donkey ass March 28, 2021
Get the troy mug.An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021
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