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when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.
police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location
by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020
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perfect man out there

A man who treats his girl like a princess. He is a respectful gentleman who knows how to treat a woman right! They go on picnics, movie dates, and a nice walk in the park. He does not need money to make her happy. The perfect man loves to cuddle and keep his girl happy :)<3
I wish I had the perfect man out there!

Everyone needs a man like mine; he is Mr. Perfect!!!<3

My perfect man just made a fancy dinner in the candlelight ;)
by Plumber Girl 123 October 1, 2013
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Connecticut Oak Tree

When a person has an umbrella lodged in their rectum and is then fully opened.
Dude, why is Phil in the hospital?
Apparently, he wasn't ready for the Connecticut Oak Tree.
by Akdmeta May 12, 2016
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one tree hill college

overall it is a pretty cool school, but to be honest it is full of SLUTS, MAN-WHORES and RAPIST cant forget about those gay faggots that act like girls but are actually
they are boys, most people know one tree hill college to be good in volleyball, rugby, touch, a.f.l and basketball, it is also known for getting pregnant at a young age and fucking each-other in the toilets, smoking weed and drinking because they be cool as fuck, the name O.T.H.C
is also known for Only The Hori Cunts, so go fucking clean yourself up!
boy: "hey baby are you wifi?"
girl: "who?, me, no!"
boy: "well i think i feel a connection..."
!the life of one tree hill college!
::girl and boy go to toilets, have sex, make babys, do the same thing the next day::
by kakahunga high December 10, 2013
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one tree hill

Teen drama that airs on the CW. Falls short of being a television show and instead lands in a pile of hippie garbage. Consists of predictable plot lines, bad directing, even worse acting and takes place in an irrelevant place called north Carolina. You know what else takes place in north Carolina? NASCAR.

The show was voted by the united nations as the worst show in the world and therefore banned it in 72 countries.
Pamela: Let's buy some chicken and go watch One Tree Hill.
Steve: No
by dayaremmine March 24, 2008
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The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."
Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!
by James Frost September 12, 2005
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