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Leo

Leo is a smart, handsome guy. They are great companions and love to analyze the smallest details in people. They find pleasure and comfort in the complexity of the world. If you have one as a companion, they are extremely kind to you. They can help you even in the most tricky situations, since they know all about social interaction, and human tendencies. There were a lot of them in ancient Greek and Roman civilization, but they have recently been dwindling in numbers due to the fact that they die within 3 hours of contact to all forms of stupidity and ignorance. Recent studies show their species are that of one big hive mind, and their central nervous system is based off of an Ultra-Leo. Leos refer to this being as an Übermensch or God, as did most of the people when he first appeared in 1 AD in Bethlehem. the local peoples of this town confused his name with their native tongue, and as such gave him the name of Jesus. He was eventually killed, but since he is reportedly immortal, he is rumored to still be alive to this day. He has never been seen since. Despite this, most Leos supposedly bear a resemblance to him, specifically in the unusually long length of their hair. The location of this Ultra-Leo has yet to be found. Leo's are also relativity funny and never afraid to take on bets and crack a joke, although their humor is rarely understood by anyone other than themselves. Overall, they are generally an astounding people.
Legend states that if you use "Leo" in a sentence, you will forever have good luck.
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Leo is the name of my blue eyed boy he is kind and caring and a real mammas boy . By Nina Flynn his loving mother x
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Leo Valdiva

Think your friendly neighbourhood pyromaniac, but he can control fire, isn't hurt by it and accidentally can set you on fire. We call Leo Valdez Leo Valdiva when he is being the star of the show, well, book. When he becomes _the_ dive, he emits a level of sass only, Persassy, Sassabeth and Sassico can get to.
Leo: Maybe try a shower, probably the reason people think you're a hobo.
Comments: LEONIDAS VALDIVA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
This is a moment where *Leo Valdiva* appeared
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Leo tattoo symbol

10/10 leo sun traits. ( members of the zodiac bonding)
Iman will get a Leo tattoo symbol
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Leo Savage

a fucking man and a war hero he can not die hes god of this earth and will save the human race
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Leo

An individual who has a HUUUGE tallywacker. He leaves every woman he touches speechless and they all fall in love with him at first sight. He has a crude sense of humor and enjoys making fun or redheads. He is just Leo
"Hey is that Leo?"
"Yeah he's the one who gets all the hoes"
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I have the fattest ass
Dude: omg Leo you have the fattest ass
Me: I know
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