Hayden Hill

The short fella of the group, even tho he claims to be over 6ft. Still hooked on his ex and will constantly message her all the time claiming he never chats to her and talks to everyone 10/10 on the earth.

Go gym for 4 hours a day but still got 90% body fat and a little bit of muscle.

Trim is a solid 5/10 on a good day

Lewis ‘oh is that Hayden hill over there’
Owen ‘ yea I can just about see him, he’s quite short isn’t he’

Cook ‘ I don’t like him’

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

Hayden

SIMP!!!! A white probably racist dude who is usually republican. He's a good dude...kinda..... But the people he surrounds himself with aren't. He tends to make unfunny jokes and laughs at himself a lot. There are lots of gifs of his ugly face on discord. If you meet a hayden, RUN. STAY AWAY. GET AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. btw he edates.

Simp #1: Who joined the vc uwu?
Simp #2: Daddy waddy Hayden uwu.

Hayden: "hey kittens want some vbucks?"

by Ghoulette January 30, 2022

Hayden

Hayden, last name is usually Garrett, and is the sexiest man alive

Hayden Garrett is the sexiest human on earth

by Ppman10009 May 9, 2022

Hayden Labrador

If you're dating Hayden Labrador, you're in for a real treat. He's not to skilled in romance, but knows how to give you butterflies. He gives great hugs, and his friends always push him around. Hayden is a good source for jokes, as he can always brighten up your day.

Mikey: Hayden Labrador is the best thing to happen to me!

by MSAtheSpectacular May 12, 2022

Hayden Langmaid

One of JG_BoosT's closest friends

Hayden Langmaid is chill

by JG_BoosT July 13, 2023

Hayden

Typically a gay guy with a monster chode, that has divorced parents and is a furry.

Guy #1: That guy over there kinda looks like he's trying to be a cat, is he a furry or something

Guy#2: Yeah, that's Hayden I also heard he's packing 1 inches length and 5 inches girth.

by Yappingduck69 December 20, 2023

Hayden

He is the funniest guy you will ever meet if u get to know him. He is very anti social so dont talk to him unless he talks to you. He is not a committed person.he can go from not saying a word to going crazy the next. He is a good Christian boy and has never done drugs.Hayden may be annoying if he doesnt like you and will probably tell u to fuck off

Hayden is a fucking god

by Notloading...... December 11, 2019