A god of basketball and fishing. He is always wet and can make a shot from seemingly anywhere. While he runs his own fishing industry named Finn's Wet Fishes, he is almost never actually seen fishing. Instead, he frequently practices his basketball skills and has never once been observed missing a shot. Furthermore, there always seems to be a basketball hoop somewhere nearby at any point he has been spotted.
"Hey is that a fisherman over there?"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"
"that's no ordinary fisherman, that's Captain Finn!
don't you notice how wet he is?"
"Oh yeah, I see!
There he goes shooting his balls again"
by Ripoler October 17, 2022
Get the Captain Finnmug. an awkward kid who plays Minecraft and Roblox with his brother. He always flails his arms around and can't stop high pitch moaning and has a Minecraft girlfriend that he bought off of a mod for $20.00.
by I_REALLY_DONT_CARE May 8, 2018
Get the Finnmug. He has a ginormous dick that he uses to stick up his best mate's assholes. He loves AFL so his big dick comes in handy when he uses it as a third leg to kick the ball hundreds of metres. After a 212-0 against Jindalee he gave his whole team free blowjobs and a couple of backshots if they needed them.
by uptownfunkslut August 17, 2022
Get the Finn O'brienmug. by IdioticPinapple September 29, 2022
Get the National beat the shit out of Finn daymug. by Finn_Wolfhards_wifey.xoxo September 23, 2022
Get the Finn Wolfhardmug. 
Finn is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s tall and funny, he’s the entertainer and is a social butterfly, he’ll cheer you up when you’re sad. He’s good at everything in terms of ;). Finn is very humble and strong, knows how to take a joke. He has a big dick and gives off big dick energy. He’s always looking for a good time and knows how to give a girl a good time ;) with out even knowing!! He’s also a sex god. He also shows off all the time and is an attention whore
by finns girlfriend July 7, 2021
Get the Finnmug.