A great friend and quite nerdy however horrible with people of the opposite gender. He will try his best to gain a partner however will almost always be rejected. Despite this he will try again and again in desperation.
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Benjamins are Kindhearted. They are often incredibly SMART! They are shy when you first meet them but very fun, wild and crazy as you get closer with them. They are a mix a an introvert and extrovert. They are also amazing at whatever they set their heart on! They are also HOT AF! Great in bed.
Benjamins are Kindhearted. They are often incredibly SMART! They are shy when you first meet them but very fun, wild and crazy as you get closer with them. They are a mix a an introvert and extrovert. They are also amazing at whatever they set their heart on! They are also HOT AF! Great in bed.
OMG ITS A BENJAMIN
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Get the Benjamin mug.benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
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Get the Oscar Benjamin Saguilan Jr III mug.Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.
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