A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.
Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.
Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.
Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.
by corporate hoar December 14, 2010
Get the snow martyrmug. by sawyerrduv March 19, 2021
Get the Snow Sexualmug. "Holy shit! Deborah just came out of the bathroom off her face - I think she was snow-mudding Danny!"
by someOtherBloke November 10, 2009
Get the Snow-muddingmug. when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation
by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009
Get the snow bonermug. A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.
A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011
Get the Snow Daymug. A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers, who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm homes drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL DAY. Time to drink wine and use the term snow widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"
by Jbjcarol June 2, 2018
Get the Snow Widowmug. When a beautiful girl dates exceptionally lame guys, often at the same time or one after another, because she is afraid to be alone and wants to hear that she is the 'fairest of them all.'
Based on the fairy tale where that pretty white chick sleeps with seven dwarfs in the woods
Based on the fairy tale where that pretty white chick sleeps with seven dwarfs in the woods
Yeah, she has snow-whited her whole life. I don't think she's ever been single.
How did he end up with that girl? Simple, man, she's a snow-white
You think she'd date me? She might snow-white ur ugly ass
She has been snow-whiting as long as I've known her
How did he end up with that girl? Simple, man, she's a snow-white
You think she'd date me? She might snow-white ur ugly ass
She has been snow-whiting as long as I've known her
by Mister Private February 9, 2017
Get the snow-whitingmug.