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snow martyr

A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.
Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.

Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.
by corporate hoar December 14, 2010
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Snow Sexual

Someone who is deeply in-love with Snow White.
by sawyerrduv March 19, 2021
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Snow-mudding

Snorting cocaine out of someone's butthole
"Holy shit! Deborah just came out of the bathroom off her face - I think she was snow-mudding Danny!"
by someOtherBloke November 10, 2009
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snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation
After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.
by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009
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Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.
by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011
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Snow Widow

A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers, who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm homes drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL DAY. Time to drink wine and use the term snow widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"
by Jbjcarol June 2, 2018
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snow-whiting

When a beautiful girl dates exceptionally lame guys, often at the same time or one after another, because she is afraid to be alone and wants to hear that she is the 'fairest of them all.'

Based on the fairy tale where that pretty white chick sleeps with seven dwarfs in the woods
Yeah, she has snow-whited her whole life. I don't think she's ever been single.

How did he end up with that girl? Simple, man, she's a snow-white

You think she'd date me? She might snow-white ur ugly ass

She has been snow-whiting as long as I've known her
by Mister Private February 9, 2017
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