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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
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The Skull

A location where fines are paid for the enjoyment of team beers
The Skull is flush, let's give it all away so we can't enjoy it!

Dad we need cash for breakfast...did you check The Skull son?....oh wait you gave it all away.
by Saraha696969 December 20, 2023
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Skull snatching

when u be snatchin skulls
that twizzy jon jus be Skull snatching and shi
by brpl June 28, 2022
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