Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011

Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.

Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022

Side-Slipper

A person who will initiate and wishes to, or attempts, to become involved, usually romantically, with a man or woman, who is already in an established relationship, (e.g., married, engaged, boyfriend/girlfriend, etc.), but will not put forth the effort to obtain and establish a relationship of their own. To engage in an affair or come between two parties. Such relationships might be deemed genuine, at least from the perspective of the "side slipper," or merely an attempt by such a person to interfere with the sole purpose of causing temporary or permanent disruption of the established party's relationship. (May also be seen or written as "Side Slipper").

Variation: To "side-slip."

Josie just can't seem to get away from the life of being a side-slipper. She keeps trying to get with Curtis but knows he and Laura are engaged to be married. She claims she is actually in love with him, but I think she merely wants to cause trouble to break them up. If she spent more time trying to find someone of her own, she wouldn't have time to worry about what others are doing.

Larry thinks he can slide-slip between Diane and Ronnie. He's been after her for a while, but might experience a rude awakening.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? February 13, 2019

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013

Side loaf

The male version of a muffin top.

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.

by Turdmuffins November 26, 2017

Side Hassle

When your side hustle becomes more trouble than it's worth.

Everyone said this was an easy way to make some extra cash, but my side hustle is turning into a side hassle.

by anonymous February 22, 2022

side beer

The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.

In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.

(during game of beer pong)

Shon - "I got my side beer."

Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"

by PoppinPapaverz March 3, 2011