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Tight sausage

A long thick sausage shoved in a pair of tights ; or can also be described as a man with a boner wearing tights
Person 1: do you see that dude over there
Person 2: yea he has a tight sausage
by WHATTHEFUUUUUCCCCKKKK April 18, 2017
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Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).
I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.
by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016
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Dirty sausage

When yo is tripping so hard that you end up covering your man love in mud by rolling in the gutter
Dam dog yo gone and givin your self a "dirty sausage" I told you too get off the hedge
by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016
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eating the sausage

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.
by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016
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sausage snogger

Someone who is partial to a sausage in and around their mouths on the reg
Happenin ya fuckin sausage snogger
by Shaunnybhoy September 21, 2016
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Sausage Link

Pretty much a conga line of butt-sex that occur during orgies. More often than not forms into a complete circle so that everyone is being penetrated while also penetrating. If the participants cannot maintain a good and steady rhythm then the link often breaks resulting in much frustration. Only applies to gay men as strap-ons are never colloquially referred to as "sausages" therefore negating women of any sexuality from this specific definition.
1. I got home last night to find my roommate orchestrating a sausage link in our living room.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.
by MaverickAMO September 8, 2016
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sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.
After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.
by Chi-hime August 30, 2016
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